March 2012
Watchglamydia:
oh my god
Watch
Watchalienixena:
who you finna try
me: ok i have two essays three quizzes a test fifteen problems left on the math homework a makeup lesson fourteen paragraphs due tomorrow eighty pages to read and i gotta finish that book too plus that research paper has to be ten pages and it's due next week i haven't started that oh and those work cited pages plus the lecture notes i need to copy them again
me:
me:
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me: reblogs picture of flowers
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
me: ahhh time for some sleep
blankets: wait i'm sorry i forgot to bunch up around your torso i know how you like your feet ice cold
legs: would now be the time to thrash violently i think yes
brain: let's review some repressed childhood memories for da lulz
stomach: let me just hurt for an hour
arm: i'm falling asleep now bye
bladder: suddenly i'm full wow how'd that happen
bowels: you have to poop real bad here have some farts
pet: your face is comfy
me: fuck
Watchlosermaterial:
unsexual:
omG
this is why i haTE CATS
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
February 2012
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
What I say: I go to shows.
What I mean: Whenever a band I like plays a venue within 90 minutes of where I live, I go to the show and stand up front and sing along and participate in pile ons and screaming in the vocalist's face and get sweaty with strangers and hang out and buy merch and stuff.
What a lot of annoying girls say: I go to shows.
What a lot of annoying girls mean: I go to Warped Tour every year and walk around in short shorts and a bikini top and watch half of a few sets sometimes but really I just go to find a hot guy I think might be in a band to make out with.
I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience
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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
me: i have this whole thing planned out im gonna tell them how much they mean to me and what their music has done for me and it'll be really nice
band member: hey
me:
band member:
me:
band member:
me: can you sign this
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